It’s Just Not Your Day is not your normal calendar. Here, for people who live in the real world, it is a year of messages of a different sort. There is the refreshingly honest: “I just really hate doing stuff”. The blasé: “Seize the day, or don’t. Who cares?”. The downright glum: “It will probably get worse”. And, finally, advice with attitude: “Just give up”. The marriage of full-color, vibrant art and uninspiring sayings is both unexpected and hilarious. It is the perfect gift for your favourite cynic.